Although we do not share any tips in our magazine to deprive you of watching the hardest products of the erotic industry, which we call porn, we must warn you not to overdo it with such content. It’s not just about complexes like seeing this like this chick has tits up to the ceiling but also the boundary between true pleasures in bed and work that porn industry actors inadvertently promote as real sex.

Did you install new lighting in the bedroom?

More than spotlights, arranged on the ceiling and walls of the bedroom, women like romance by candlelight or dim light. No one wants his shortcomings to be ruthlessly highlighted.

The dialogue in bed comes down to a few mute words

Believe it or not. Women are not satisfied with sighs and moans and slap on the ass but want much more than that. Talk to her while making love and tell her how very beautiful she is at that moment.

Want to quit your job and become a window washer?

Get rid of the stereotype about working-class representatives who fuck your women when you are not at home and prefer to keep your job. It is true that every woman sometimes likes rudeness and is sometimes excited by the sight of a “dirty” man, but various window cleaners, plumbers and pizza delivery people are not the sexiest choices for them. Men are more attractive in a well-tailored suit.

You always pull yourself up and spray her face or breasts

Eh, men who watch too much hard porn are convinced that women enjoy it when their face is completely covered with sperm. We assure you that this is untrue. And it’s not true women like to scream: “Yes, give it to me, sweetheart!” If you don’t believe it, ask a friend.

You shave your pubic hair regularly

Finally, one conditionally positive thing that can be learned from porn! Less hair means more hygiene, and if you want the touch of her tongue on your body, take care. You will surely agree a mouth full of hair is not particularly sexy.

During sex, you change position every 15 seconds

Playing in porn is really frustrating. Every time the actors take a comfortable position, the director asks them to change it. Excessive change of positions may be desirable in the film, but not in the bedroom.

Sweet music is enough to awaken His Majesty

The world is changing and the long-term soloing of the saxophone accompanied by the sound of electronic drums is simply no longer enough. It is better to play some modern, lively thing or one of the old classic ballads. She will be grateful for that.